Cops & Robbers both Suck

To Amsterdam....

2005-09-18T21:34:00.000-04:00

The Pluck is off to cause havoc on another contanant. maybe i can get deported like our friend Case..

BONG ALL THE TIME AND MUSHROOMS EVERYDAY!

i miss the old days back when drew was living in the house... the drunken times seemed to never end. until they did.

Fuckign horses

2005-07-25T22:00:00.000-04:00

The Lone Ranger is ambushed and captured by an Indian war party.

The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger? In
honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But,
before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first
request?"

The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse."

The Chief assents, and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who
whispers in Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away.

Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his
back. As the Indians watch in some amazement, the blonde enters the Lone
Ranger's tent and spends the night.

Next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. "You have a very
fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days. What is your
second request?"

The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to
him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes off
across the plains and disappears over the horizon.

Later that evening, Silver comes back with a voluptuous brunette, even more
strikingly attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and
spends the night.

The following morning the Indian Chief shakes his head in admiration.
"You are indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow.
What is your final request."

The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse, alone."
The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is brought to the Lone
Ranger's tent. Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by
both ears, looks him square in the eye and says,

"Listen carefully, you dumb fuck"... "For the last time . . . I said,"Bring POSSE."

Score: Plucky 2 State of Massachusets 0

2005-07-25T21:59:00.000-04:00

Fuck them i win ahhahahahahahahaha. fuckers.

So i went bowling...

2005-06-26T23:42:00.000-04:00

I was bowling tonight when i got a nasty split a 7 10 split any way my buddy mike says i bet u a pitcher that u wont make that . and i said fine but if i miss and i can drink the pitcher in one chug u have to pay for that one and then next... need less to say i missed. and i proceded to chug the entire pitcher in one gulp as both my friend and the 80 year old watriss watched. then with out even changing her vacent expression she say expressionlessly that was impressive now give me my 8 dollars. mike dumbfoundded as he had no knolege of my drinking capacitys that i have cultured up in worcester, paied forthat nexr two pitcjers /// needless to day aftrer that.. i went from a 166 to a 160 to a 182 to a 109 to a 119 to a 102 i guess i cant bowl drunk...

Fucking shit

2005-06-22T22:08:00.000-04:00

Blogging is made things diffrent.... i dont know if its good or not but u dont havce to ask any one or intereact with anyone and u are still knowing whats going on with other montherfuickers all over the place//.

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New CrapTop

2005-06-22T16:57:00.000-04:00

I got a new laptop today... its not as sexy as the ibook that helen got but its fucking huge.... its gota 17" widescreen. remote control and loads of shit
3gig p4 with HT
1gig ram
80gig 5400rpm harddisk
256mb ati radion video card

its fucking pimp its also like 13 lbs

its enormous

Sold my first two jobs

2005-06-15T19:28:00.000-04:00

Im on my way... i sold two jobs so far this month, as i am still in training and not giving estimates full time yet it not as a slow start as it sounds... not only that i got my first self prospected lead which means that i will make 12% of the price the job sells for includeing on overhead and economic profit. my quota for this month is 17k and change in sales and i am almost half way there. i expect that i will catch late in the month because i will be out on my own more giving out estimates and tracking down leads. instead of giving practice estimates on new roofs for my family members most of whom dont need it. howevers its good practiceand as my uncle knows most of the details of the roofing systems of each of out homes its easy to see if i am making mistakes.

well i will see all you worecster fuckers on july 14... hopefully it will be a good day in court.!!!!!

PEase out fuckers.

Robots that can reproduce

2005-06-03T13:19:00.000-04:00

Fucking robots... hehe

Robots that fuck.

well they dont really fuck but they can clone them selves

Worcester District Court

2005-06-03T12:45:00.000-04:00

Court today was supose to be more eventful then it was. Origonaly I planned to arrive at the court at 8:30 and goto court room 411 which handels mostly civil cases and also criminal motions and other pre trial overflow from the 2 criminal court rooms. My Lawyer John Garrity who represented Yachov Kronrod our famed friend toldme this information, however he was mistaken cause the court clerks sheet had me listed in room 408 for compliance and discovery. while waiting John shows up after being in family court accross the street most of the morning, and tells me sorry for the wrong room number and while he has the motion breif prepared the court is not scedualed for that kind of event today. so whil i am pissed that i have to come back yet another day and didnt have anything acomplished today other then getting a new court date john tells me that they have the 911 Terror Tape and that we will take some time to review it. So we listen to the tape and now I Have the Name Address and Phone number of the person who called the cops....
ther were numerous facts wrong on the tape the person whos name i wont disclose until i chat fist to face with them... they claimed to be my roomated boyfriend and yet didnt know the address or my roomates last name but said that it was german which is also wrong cause its greek. John Garrity found this information to be of substantial usefulness and said that when incorperated into the motion to supress that he has allready worked up will give me a reall good chance at a dismissal on the 14th of july.

any way fuck you all especaialy you dan... hahah way to be a squatter.!

and for good measure Fuck you justin.

1st day off in a week

2005-05-22T10:01:00.000-04:00

I work all the time now.. I kinda sucks but i am getting use to it.
Alot of what i do it managing job sites of active projects i have going on. im there when work starts aqnd i stay there to make sure the work goes smothly and to solve any issues thsat may arise. its great... i feel like a union worker i got a clip bord and a cell phoene and i watch other people work. generaly some time after the work is done or durring the project when i am board ill walk the neighborhood and talk to other home owners whose roof looks like it sucks. Then i try to sell them a roof. i did on my third day of work i sold a 5000 dollar rip and re roof. i get 12 percent of that. because i generated the lead my self ( by walking arround) if it came from the yellow pages of some other source other then me i get 8%

I broke my cell phone so give me a call and ill get ur number again..

im ordering my cover for the bed of my truck and i am getting a spray in bed liner. this comking week ill have to drive my uncles 05' navigator for a few days cause my truck will be having the work done when i need to be out. and since my uncle fell 25 feet off a 175 thousdand dollar project and broke both wrists he wont be driving any time soon. if he had fallen 10 feet to the right he would have landed on an articulating man lift and most likely would have been killed.

at 2.53 for 87 oct its real nice not to pay for gas... Fuck you all.

I broke my phone...

2005-05-19T14:06:00.000-04:00

I have no numbers any more... lost all 400 phone number in my phone... at erics party when it broke while scruffing with St Dizzle.. .

call me and ill have your number other wise fuck off.

The Bitch in Unit #1

2005-05-11T17:40:00.000-04:00

So i when i got home i noticed on my trailer and on my motorcycle. that there were notes from the bitch in unit 1 saying that she was going to have my and some other people shit towed on the 13 if its not gone... the guy in unit 7 is on the condo association and he told me and mikey that that bitch is a cunt and is starting problems with every one.. now she is sayiong that she wants a private condo administration to run things because peter in 7 doesnt enforce the bylaws .. however it seems that she is the only one complaining because everyone else either had a bike or a unregisteredf car. This cunt wants us all towed.

Im going to bust her windows with a hammer if she tows my shit and when they come to see my camera tapes ill be like ohg sorry ... i guess i forgot to chenger the tape and it wasnt recorded.... ops!

FUCK FUCK FUCK

One more Final Tomorrow MOrining Then worcester can fuck its self

2005-05-11T17:36:00.000-04:00

Fuckign a,.,,, i got nothing else to do. i am board to no end. i got 0one more final exam and nothing else a paper is due tomorrow and its allready finished. also i would just like to thank all the people i hate for being there to entertain me. And to the people who dont suck... I will return one day and that day is June 2nd.. (cause i got court) anyway i am sitting here i had lunch at cactus petes. i drank some jeigermeister a bunch and some OJ.

Rasta Was Pimp./...

2005-05-08T19:39:00.000-04:00

So i arrived arround 3pm and got some beer. and then after some burgers and some mushrooms, headed to the basement where come crunchy tunes were eminating from.. this crazy guy on the Keyboard and some apple laptops made some crazy music with his drummer and i will be posting photos and links to movies. later that night htere was alot of smoking pot and there was sex in the tent and some other good stuff too....

more to come

I no longer work for the Radio Shack Empire..

2005-05-06T20:45:00.000-04:00

No longer will i be forced to push contract cell phones on people who dont need them...

Cat Man Seeks Work.... Maybe he can crime weld too?

2005-05-05T17:03:00.000-04:00

GUATAY – Looking freakishly like a tiger has gotten Dennis "Cat" Avner lots of attention. But it hasn't paid many bills.

NO SHIT YOU CANT GET WORK... It does look pretty pimp though...

Not Their Cup of Tea

2005-05-05T16:59:00.000-04:00

Starbucks has backed away from plans to sell Bruce Springsteen’s latest album because of its graphic lyrics.

Since when does starbucks matter in the music world its like HOLY SHIT I CANT BUY MY MUSIC AND COFFEE AT THE SAME PLACE AH FUCK!

Explosions at the midtown Manhattan office block near the United Nations

2005-05-05T16:56:00.000-04:00

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Two homemade grenades exploded outside the building housing the British Consulate before dawn on Thursday just as election polls opened in Britain, raising concerns about New York's post-Sept. 11 security.

Theres Comunism in our midsts brothers

2005-05-05T15:38:00.000-04:00

Texans have done it again... preventing sugestive cheerleading is god damn unamerican!

"He complained of cheerleaders "shaking their behinds, breaking it down," but the proposal does not define what constitutes suggestive cheering."

We Mock what we dont understand

2005-05-05T13:46:00.000-04:00

" I was checking for mussel tone and skeletal gurth!"

Housing,.

2005-05-05T12:24:00.000-04:00

http://paulrademacher.com/housing/

Soprannos Quote...

2005-05-05T09:52:00.000-04:00

"I'll take that Disk man and ram it up your box!" --

I guess that would make it a music box

The Fear.... Phineas and the Vectors....

2005-05-04T18:32:00.000-04:00

A little while ago, a couple of people I know went out into the woods to go camping with Crazy Dr. Phineas Funk. This is the story of one of them. His name was Serge.

"PREDICATED DOOM"
by Pastor Rowe

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4

Hong Kong authorities launch anti-piracy scout badge

2005-05-04T18:23:00.000-04:00

Boy Scouts typically prove their mettle with fishing and camping skills, but now they can win laurels by showing their awareness of copyright laws.

Wow This reminds me of the Hittler Youth and of the whole "Big Brother" Philosophy.....

"Hey kids... If Mommy and Daddy Are Copying Cd's and Selling them On NYC Street Corrners Please LEt Us know and you get a Patch to show Everybody that you are a RAT..."

HOLY COWS FUCK SHIT UP IN INDIA

2005-05-04T18:21:00.000-04:00

About 35,000 cows and buffaloes roam free in Delhi in the heart of north India's Hindu "cow belt", sharing roads with hordes of monkeys, camels and stray dogs and killing scores of people every year in gorings and traffic accidents.

This is a bunch of BUll...

Stupid German Drags Polish Fucked Down the Road

2005-05-04T18:18:00.000-04:00

BERLIN (Reuters) - After accepting what appeared to be a kind offer from a German motorist to tow his broken car, a stranded Polish motorist was taken on a terrifying high-speed joyride at speeds of 160 kph (100 mph), police said on Tuesday.

HAHAHAHHA GOOD TIMES

Stupid Bitch Arrested While Applying for a Job as Police Dispatcher.

2005-05-04T18:15:00.000-04:00

Ralston applied Thursday for a job as a dispatcher with the Amherst police department. When they did a background check, police quickly found out she has 17 traffic convictions, including seven speeding tickets and two citations for driving without a license.

Ralston was called in Friday for what she was told would be an interview. Instead, she was arrested and charged with failing to appear in court and driving without a license.

Stupid Bitches Shouldent Be Allowed to Drive...

Are Stripper to be Constered Artists?

2005-05-04T17:57:00.000-04:00

Norwigian fuckers did shit to outlaw somthing to do with strippin. The courts rules that Stripping is like Opera and is an art form..

Like opera, striptease is art, Oslo court rules

Now I Dont know about you but When a Stripper is Blowing Coke off your dick is that art too?

Your comments and opinions....

Man Called Bullethead.. Has Cranial Lead Removed after 17+ years

2005-05-04T17:55:00.000-04:00

Mich. Man Shot in 1988 Has Bullet Removed

DETROIT - Now that the chunk of lead that was lodged against his skull has been removed, it isn't clear if folks who know Chuck Smith will keep calling him Bullethead

Boy finds snake in cereal...

2005-05-04T17:53:00.000-04:00

LONDON (Reuters) - A boy tucking into his breakfast had a nasty surprise when he discovered a two-foot long snake inside his packet of cereal.

DONT GOTO SHITTY FOOD STORES SUCKA

If only they'd learn to put the lid down...

2005-05-04T17:50:00.000-04:00

Fed up with the mess created by kitty litter and inspired by the cat "Mr Jinks" in the Hollywood film "Meet the Fockers," an Australian woman has invented a toilet training system for cats called the "Litter-Kwitter."

Traning Program: http://litterkwitter.com.au/

hmmm..... Intersting.

Statistics Final Exam..

2005-05-04T17:48:00.000-04:00

I had FInal Exam In my Adv. Stats Class. its was at 6pm yesterday... I got there at 5:30.. bought a soda and bullshitted with some ofthe other early students about how hard the exam was going to be. at about 10 min to 6 pm i realized that i brought the wrong calcualtor, the wrong Text Book and the wrong Crib Sheet fo Formulas.. This is because i picked up the wrong stack of books. So i drove There and back and was in the exam room at arround 6:30./.. I Still THink i did well and decided to goto the bar...

Kitten Coppies Still Avaliable... Cloning Ban Overturned...

2005-05-04T17:46:00.000-04:00

SACRAMENTO, Calif. (Reuters) - California lawmakers rejected a proposal on Tuesday that would have banned sales of cloned pets, a measure aimed at a San Francisco-area company's bid to replicate beloved family animals for profit.

$50K to Clone your old kitty into a new kitty

Mother offers to sell eye, to feed kid

2005-05-04T17:43:00.000-04:00

DHAKA (Reuters) - Bangladesh Prime Minister Begum Khaleda Zia has pledged financial and other assistance to a woman who offered to sell one of her eyes for money, officials said Wednesday.

KAFUCKINGBOOM

2005-05-04T14:05:00.000-04:00

The Blasting continues today with the blasts getting closer and closer. I can accually watch the earth being thrown up 50 60 feet I mean rock chunks the size of small cars. Its fantastic. the warning noise that they blast 2 min before detonation SHIT heres an other one. that means in 2 more min there will be a blast. ITs crazy to watch and smoke the bong. its better then TV

Man says McDonald's worker tossed hot french-fry oil at him

2005-05-04T11:51:00.000-04:00

A man who said he was doused with a cup of scalding french fry oil by a McDonald's employee returned to the restaurant armed with a pipe and threatening that he had a shotgun. The customer says the oil-tosser might have mistaken him for someone in the carload of rowdy patrons behind him.

if somone threw hot oil at me... I would pull a shotgun on a McDonnalds too.

SUV lands in backyard pool during "brake standing" game

2005-05-04T11:47:00.000-04:00

Here's how the game goes: You step hard on the brakes while gunning the engine to make the wheels spin. In this case, the sport utility vehicle jumped the curb, split a telephone pole in two, hit a fire hydrant, went airborne, hit the side of a house, crashed through a fence, and landed in a backyard pool.

Sounds like somthing Eric HArt would do....

like crashing into a church... HAHHAQ

Finger Ice Cream...

2005-05-03T21:12:00.000-04:00

(Wilmington)- It's already making national headlines. An employee at Kohl's Frozen Custard on South College Road in Wilmington, accidentally cut off part of his finger on the job Sunday night. His fingertip wound up in a pint of chocolate custard, and the customer that found it plans to sue.

Fingers have been in the news alot lately

Pilot grounded over front-lawn flashing allegations

2005-05-03T21:11:00.000-04:00

Roy Clemmons, 47, a highly-regarded pilot for American Airlines, is accused by a neighbor of fondling himself on his front lawn 25 times over the past year.

Some people are just fucked up....

Man Sucked at life sucked at death

2005-05-03T21:10:00.000-04:00

A man whose body was pulled from the Mississippi River on Sunday had shot himself five times with a .22-caliber handgun before driving from his Godfrey home to the Clark Bridge in Alton and fatally throwing himself into the waters below, authorities said

How the fuck???

The Apple trick...

2005-05-03T14:57:00.000-04:00

The Apple trick... for when you pipe breaks and nothing else is arround

Chick With Apple

2005-05-03T14:55:00.000-04:00

Hot Chick Smoking pot though an apple.... Excelent

The Darwin Awards (Dumb Motherfuckers abound)

2005-05-03T13:56:00.000-04:00

THE DARWIN AWARDS 2004 5th RUNNER-UP
Goes to a San Anselmo, California man who died when he hit a lifttower at the Mammoth Mountain ski area while riding down the slope on a foam pad.The 22-year old David Hubal was pronounced dead at Central Mammoth Hospital.The accident occurred about 3 a.m., the Mono County Sheriff's department said.Hubal and his friends apparently had hiked up a ski run called Stump Alley and undidsome yellow foam protectors from lift towers, said Lt. Mike Donnelly of the Mammoth Lakes PoliceDepartment. The pads are used to protect skiers who might hit towers.The group apparentlyused the pads to slide down the ski slope and Hubal crashed into a tower. It has since been investigated anddetermined the tower he hit was the one with its pad removed

4th RUNNER-UP
Goes to Robert Puelo, 32, who was apparently being disorderly in a St. Louis market.When someone called the police, Puelo grabbed a hot dog, shoved it into his mouth and walkedout without paying. Police found him unconscious in front of the store.Paramedics removed the six-inch wienerfrom his throat where it had choked him to death.

3rd RUNNER-UP
Goes to poacher Marino Malerba of Spain, who shot a stag standing above him on anoverhanging rock and was killed instantly when it fell on him.

2nd RUNNER-UP
"Man loses face at party" is what the headline read: A man at a West Virginia party (probably related to the winner last year,a man in Arkansas who used the .22 bullet to replace the fuse in his pickup truck) popped a blasting cap into his mouth and bit down,triggering an explosion that blew off his lips, teeth, and tongue.Jerry Stromyer, 24, of Kincaid, bit the blasting cap as a prank duringthe party late Tuesday night, said Cpl. M.D. Payne. "Another man had it in an aquarium hooked to battery and was trying to explode it. Itwouldn't go off and Stromyer said:'I'll show you how to so his mouth, bit down and it blew all his teeth out and his lips and tongue off", Payne added. Stromyer was listed in guarded condition Wednesday with extensive facial injuries, according to aspokesperson at Charleston Area Medical Division. "I just can't imagine anyone doing something like that," Payne said.

1st RUNNER-UP
Doctors at Portland University Hospital said an Oregon man shot through the skull by ahunting arrow is lucky to be alive and will be released soon from the hospital. Tony Roberts, 25, lost hisright eye last weekend during an initiation into a men's rafting club,Mountain Men Anonymous in Grant's Pass, Oregon.A friend tried to shoot a beer can off his head, but the arrow entered Robert's right eye. Doctors saidthat had the arrow gone 1 millimeter to the left, a major blood vessel would have been severed causing instant death.The initiation stunt is under investigation

THIS YEAR'S WINNER: The late John Pernicky and his friend, the late Sal Hawkins, of thegreat state o
attend a local Metallica concert at the George Washington amphitheater.Having no tickets (but having had 18 beers between them), they thought it would be easy to "hop" overthe nine foot fence and sneak into the show. They pulled their pickup truck over to the fence and the plan was for Mr. Pernicky,who was100-pounds heavier than Mr. Hawkins to hop the fence and then assist his friend over. Unfortunately for Mr. Pernicky,there was a 30-foot drop on the other side of the fence. Having heaved himself over, he found himself crashing through a tree.His fall was abruptly halted(and broken, along with his arm) by a large branch that snagged him by his shorts.Dangling from the tree with a broken arm, he looked down and saw some bushes below him. Possibly figuring the busheswould break his fall, he removed his pocket knife and proceeded to cut away his shorts to free himself from the tree. Finally free,Mr. Pernicky crashed into holly bushes. The sharp leaves scratched his entire body and becasue he had cut off his shorts, a holly branch penetrated his rectum. To make matters worse still, on landing, his pocket knife penetrated his thigh.Mr. Hawkins, seeing his friend in considerable pain and agony, threw him a rope and tried to pull him to safety by tying the rope to thepickup truck and slowly driving away. However, in his drunken haste/state, he put the truck into reverse and crashed through the fence, landing 30feet below atop his friend, killing him. Police arrived to find the crashed pickup with its driver thrown 100 feet from the truck and deadfrom massive internal injuries. Upon moving the truck, they found John under it half-naked, scratches on his body, a holly stick in hisrectum, a knife in his thigh, and his shorts dangling from a tree branch 25-feet in the air. Congratulations gentlemen, you win. Unbelievable!!

Shit Is Blowing Up on Rt146

2005-05-03T13:37:00.000-04:00

So there doing blasting now on 146 its crazy I can watch from my balcony and smoke a bowl and see the Kabooms....

There Needs to be More Meth Snorting, Hashish Smoking Acid Dropping Super Heros

2005-05-03T13:33:00.000-04:00

SinFest

From the unstable mind of Rowe

2005-05-03T12:33:00.000-04:00

Wiskey Dick

Types Of Bitches

2005-05-03T12:16:00.000-04:00

HARD-DISK Girls:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Girls:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS Girls:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live
without her.

SCREENSAVER Girls:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET Girls:
Sometimes Access Denied!

SERVER Girls:
Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA Girls:
She makes horrible things look beautiful

CD-ROM Girls:
She is always faster and faster... and...Opens with a Push of button

E-MAIL Girls:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

CLIENT Girls:
Alwayz keep on Requesting for Some thing

VIRUS Girls:
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she
comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything...

Not Real... But Funny

2005-05-03T12:00:00.000-04:00

Zombism!!! in Cambodia

Naked man is arrested after going on a rampage

2005-05-02T20:39:00.000-04:00

INVERNESS - An Inverness man was arrested Saturday after breaking into his neighbors' house and threatening them, shocking himself by sticking his fingers into a lamp socket, threatening a deputy with a metal rod, running naked through his yard and chewing through a cable in a patrol car, authorities said.

This seems to flow with todays theme of ACID!

More by my main man Albert Hoffman

2005-05-02T19:08:00.000-04:00

"Persons in LSD delirium, whose condition could have given rise to such indignant condemnation, have never personally come into my sight. Such cases, attributable to LSD consumption under irresponsible circumstances, to overdosage, or to psychotic predisposition, always landed in the hospital or at the police station. Great publicity always came their way."
Albert Hofmann

And somtimes its summer nationals and i am tripping with drew and whittie and Thugs Jacked on roids get all fucked up and pissed off and freak out the Drew..

At the request of the chick in the Thong...

2005-05-02T19:05:00.000-04:00

Intelligent MIDI Sequencing with Hamster Control

Al no not Nordberg.... Hoffman!

2005-05-02T18:42:00.000-04:00

"It is true that my discovery of LSD was a chance discovery, but it was the outcome of planned experiments and these experiments took place in the framework of systematic pharmaceutical, chemical research. It could better be described as serendipity. "
Albert Hofmann

Curiousity

2005-05-02T18:41:00.000-04:00

"I've tried everything. I can say to you with confidence, I know a fair amount about LSD. I've never been a social user of any of these things, but my curiosity has carried me into a lot of interesting areas. "
Dan Rather

Yea... and my curiousity has carried me into a lot of sketchy ass.

The Teachings of Frank!

2005-05-02T18:40:00.000-04:00

"The sad think about the Sixties was the weak-mindedness of the so-called radicals and the way that they managed to get co-opted. I think one of the things that helped that happen was LSD. It's the only chemical known to mankind that will covert a hippy to a yuppie."
Frank Zappa

Random Titties and Ass..

2005-05-02T18:28:00.000-04:00

Found these while looking at the blog of one of my visitors

Acid ...

2005-05-02T18:26:00.000-04:00

"After some time, with my eyes closed, I began to enjoy this wonderful play of colors and forms, which it really was a pleasure to observe. Then I went to sleep and the next day I was fine. I felt quite fresh, like a newborn."
--Albert Hofmann

Drug Quote of the Day

2005-05-02T18:22:00.000-04:00

"Do you know what the good side of crack is? If you're up at the right hour, you can get a VCR for $1.50. You can furnish your whole house for $10.95."
-- Chris Rock

Some Fucker From Ireland Visited my page..

2005-05-02T18:04:00.000-04:00

I traced an IP i logged under statcounter and the IPS comes out of Ireland... International Blogging..... PImP

Pope == Uncle Fester

2005-05-02T17:37:00.000-04:00

A Blog with Side by Side Pics of Uncle Fester and THe Pope!

A Stunning Resembliance

"The war's been very good to us," says Daily Show's Corddry

2005-05-02T13:55:00.000-04:00

The Bush administration is keeping "The Daily Show" correspondent Rob Corddry plenty busy. "They've gone to such great lengths to be secretive and hypocritical," he says, "that there's just so much good material. ...To tell you the truth, the war's been very good to us, the election's been very good to us. Hopefully, we'll invade Iran and North Korea, so I can buy a house."

Man dies one day after finishing bike "trip of a lifetime"

2005-05-02T13:53:00.000-04:00

ANDERSON - Bicycling was Broc Bebout's ticket to good health after heart bypass surgery, and his cross-country ride was a testament to the power of pedaling.

But the day after completing the 2,400-mile journey from Carlsbad, Calif. to Brunswick, Ga., Bebout died Thursday on the van ride back to his Anderson home.

way to die after the race....

Bill Would Outlaw Sale of Copied Cats

2005-05-02T13:51:00.000-04:00

For $32,000, anyone can have a favorite feline cloned, but foes say it's unethical. A proposed law would bar the sale of such pets in California.

Who the Fuck Has Snow In April?

2005-05-02T13:49:00.000-04:00

Men face charges for "anatomically correct" snowman:

Reports say the sculpture was "offensive to other residents in the area." The two men were arraigned Friday, pleaded not guilty, and released on $1,000 bond. A defense attorney says the obscenity statute is "being selectively enforced," and the sculpture could be protected under the First Amendment.

Bad Ass Coffee

2005-05-02T13:48:00.000-04:00

PALM BEACH GARDENS — When is a cup of java more like a caldron of controversy?

When it's served by an outfit that dares to call itself the Bad Ass Coffee Co

Window Tinting From Ziebarts

2005-05-02T13:18:00.000-04:00

I am getting my windows tinted on Friday the 13th in about 11 days. TINT TINT TINT TINT!!!!

Canada OKs cannabis oral spray

2005-05-01T21:08:00.000-04:00

NEW YORK (CNN/Money) - A cannabis-based painkiller for sufferers of multiple sclerosis is expected to be in Canadian pharmacies this summer, but whether it appears on U.S. pharmacy shelves is a key question.

IT RETURNS!

2005-05-01T21:01:00.001-04:00

The new family guy lived up to its former glory. Everything from Ninja Preists, to the quote "what good is mining nose gold if you cant share it with the towns people." and Jesus and Chris tucker staring in "Passion of the Christ 2: Crusify This." and Chris Tucker smokes a joint with Jesus. and Jesus kills columbians in a Coke war! or somthing like that,,.. This couppled with the hotel that Mel Gibson has a private room in were Peter and Lois crash and they wont let Asian's in .. i knew i liked this show..

finaly a car chase through the mall where the ninja priests chase peter and lois.

shooting open a gun safe to get a gun..... GET HIGH AND WATCH ITS GREAT!

"Hey jefferson theres a chick getting nailed on my head... "

The go-to guy at Jackson trial

2005-05-01T19:53:00.000-04:00

"It's still a pedophilia case, which leaves you feeling just a little icky."

Fuck yea its icky ... i say we linch the bastard ITS NOT A HATE CRIME HES KINDA WHITE!

Hundreds of Photos Of Caskets Released

2005-05-01T19:51:00.000-04:00

From a row of silhouetted hearses on a rain-drenched tarmac to a convoy of olive-green trucks each bearing a casket, hundreds of images of flag-draped coffins of American service members killed at war were released by the Pentagon this week in response to a lawsuit.

The more than 700 photographs, taken by military photographers from 2001 to 2004, show coffins from Iraq and Afghanistan lining the mechanical silver interiors of Air Force C-17 jets. Many depict solemn honor guard ceremonies for the fallen troops at Dover Air Force Base in Delaware and other U.S. military facilities.

I HATE IRAQ! and thE PEOPLE FROM THERE>!!.

Colorado redidents pissed off about starbucks take it out on window!

2005-05-01T19:46:00.000-04:00

Durango's resistance to corporate America has yet to show its face, but its anger materialized once again - this time in the form of a shattered picture window at Starbucks.

KILL THE WALLMART!

SOME TIME EARYLER....
THIS IS AN ARTICAL AFTER THE 2nd INCIDENT!

COEFFEE GOOOD!!!! ARG

Another Idiot..............

2005-05-01T19:43:00.000-04:00

John Winter Smith is nothing if not an optimist. For eight years, he has chased a goal that he admits he may never achieve: to visit every Starbucks Coffee Co. store in the world.

I NEED THE WORLD WIDE CAFFEINE HIGH!

Good old Tax dollars

2005-05-01T19:37:00.000-04:00

Muskego - In addition to buying big-screen plasma TVs for the Muskego High School cafeteria, school district officials disclosed Tuesday that they spent $191,250 on aesthetically-pleasing brick and hallway doors with some of the money left over from a taxpayer-approved renovation project.

wow... 51,000 just for tv's in the lunch room. and 200,000.00 doors.. WHAT THE FUCK ARE PEOPLE THINKING!

2 dicks from MA who found treasure faked it and fucked up there story to the cops.

2005-05-01T19:32:00.000-04:00

The three men who say they found the money have told their story over and over to various media outlets since last Friday, and each time it's a little different. Authorities have found that one of the men has a criminal record that includes a 1999 federal conviction for counterfeiting.

Get you story strait before you talk to the authorities. Dumb fucking ass

Sunday school teacher accused of stabbing her two kids 500 times

2005-05-01T19:29:00.000-04:00

What the...?!: Her husband, a pastor, was about to start his own congregation. A source says: "The motive [for the murders] is bizarre. . . . The mother feared people in the new religion were going to sexually molest these children."

there going to get mollested .... i better kill them so they dont get mollested.... fucking shit woman what the fuck is wrong with people, its like jesus christ, no people are committing murders because of fear of the cleargy... I hate clergy almost as much as i hate cops.

Old Lady Harrassed by Local Authorities

2005-05-01T19:26:00.000-04:00

"The cleaning woman found a wallet with $1,000 in the trash. She turned it in, but was told that the owner believed it contained $3,000. She took a lie detector-type test -- and passed. The woman now wonders whether she'll bother to turn in a lost item in the future."

i cant tell you how much i hate cops...

Public pleasure

2005-05-01T19:24:00.000-04:00

"In hearing stories of public sex, the only time I can say I've felt personally offended was when I heard how a friend of mine got a handjob through his pants pocket while sitting in church. I think the only reason I was offended was that I was sitting a couple of pews away, getting no action. But I think others might be offended for different reasons."

These fucks wanted to kill this guy,but they were like wait he's catholic an so are we. they were like fuck it and didnt kill him.what a waste of time

2005-05-01T16:46:00.000-04:00

MADRID (Reuters) - The leader of Equatorial Guinea's self-styled government-in-exile resurfaced in Madrid on Saturday, more than a week after his wife reported him missing, to dispel fears that he might have been assassinated.

God's like Shit Hittler is Pope... its plague time...

2005-05-01T16:41:00.000-04:00

Locusts plague highway

CHITTAGONG, Bangladesh (Reuters) - Swarms of locusts blinded drivers, halting traffic along a 40 km (25 mile) stretch of a highway linking Dhaka to the southern port of Chittagong, police said on Sunday.

Fat Contest held in Thailand

2005-05-01T16:39:00.000-04:00

NAKHON PATHOM, Thailand (Reuters) - In an era of chiselled supermodels and bizarre weight-loss diets a Thai beauty contest celebrated women with a bit of flesh on Sunday when heavy-weight contestants battled for the Miss Jumbo Queen crown.

I am not for this....

Open Office

2005-05-01T16:37:00.000-04:00

http://www.openoffice.org/

Its free.

WhichTaco Bell entree are your genitals?

2005-05-01T16:32:00.000-04:00

You scored as Fiesta Burrito. A warm, soft, flour tortilla wrapped around seasoned ground beef, real cheddar cheese, seasoned rice and fiesta salsa. (You can also upgrade this item with marinated and grilled all-white-meat chicken or authentic, carne asada steak)

Fiesta Burrito

75%

Grilled Stuft Burrito

42%

Enchurito

33%

Gordita With Nacho Cheese

33%

Single Cinnamon Twist

25%

Taco Supreme

17%

Pintos and Cheese

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Gooks and Japs Battle to be king CHink

2005-05-01T14:06:00.000-04:00

SEOUL, South Korea - North Korea test fired a short-range missile that plunged into the Sea of Japan Sunday, the White House chief of staff said, adding he wasn't "surprised by this," noting Pyonyang had conducted similar tests in the past.

Towel Heads are like Niggers. They Kill Each other all the time...

2005-05-01T14:05:00.000-04:00

BAGHDAD, Iraq - A suicide car bomb exploded at the funeral of Kurdish official in northern Iraq on Sunday, killing 20 Iraqis, officials said, and wounding more than 30 and bringing the death toll in three days of insurgent attacks to at least 100.

It's the First of the Month Hurray for Welfare recipients

2005-05-01T12:04:00.000-04:00

I WANT TO KILL FREELOADING FuckHeads!

Retired US priest extradited from Canada on child sex charges in hospital

2005-04-30T16:34:00.000-04:00

WORCESTER, Mass. (AP) - A retired priest extradited from Canada to face sex-abuse charges is in hospital, a Massachusetts jail official said.

I hate the clergy....

COUNT DOWN TO RASTA

2005-04-30T16:30:00.000-04:00

IF YOU HAVENT GOTTEN YOU TICKETS YET THEY ARE 20 IN ADVANCE AND 25 AT THE DOOR.....
ADDRESS IS PSK>.. IF YOU DONT KNOW WHERE THAT IS THEN FUCK YOU>>>

THE DATE IS MAY SEVENTH! THERE WILL BE FREE BEVREGES in KEG FORM AND I BET YOU CAN FIND ANYTHIGN YOU MIGHT WANT>>>>

Give Me your Patch Bitch... I need a Fix!

2005-04-30T16:27:00.000-04:00

NATICK -- The arraignment of a Worcester woman accused of ripping a medicated narcotic strength pain patch off an elderly patient in a nursing home earlier this month was postponed.

Wow.. Crack heads abound././

N.J. Beach Town Repeals 30-Year Speedo Ban

2005-04-30T16:24:00.000-04:00

CAPE MAY, N.J. - Come on in, Speedo wearers, the water's fine: Your skimpy little swimsuits are legal now. For more than 30 years, this quaint little Victorian-themed resort at the southern tip of New Jersey said no to "skintight, formfitting or bikini type" bathing attire on males over the age of 12.

I have no opinion on this one way or the other.....

'Soup Nazi' to Launch Takeout Chain

2005-04-30T16:22:00.000-04:00

TRENTON, N.J. - The brusque New York chef who was lampooned on "Seinfeld" as the "Soup Nazi" plans to open a chain of takeout soup stands across North America. But don't expect the authentically rude New York treatment.

NO SOUP FOR POPE!

Runaway bride fabricated kidnap story

2005-04-30T16:18:00.000-04:00

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. - A Georgia bride-to-be who vanished days before her wedding turned up in New Mexico, claiming at first that she had been abducted, then admitting she had gotten cold feet and ``needed some time alone,'' police said Saturday.

Snafu blamed for kid cuffing: He had special needs

2005-04-30T16:15:00.000-04:00

Bureaucratic bungling led to police slapping handcuffs on a severely handicapped 7-year-old boy in a Fall River elementary school.

Go police... way to fuck with a retard....

Miami Beach mayor seeks to ban sex offenders in city

2005-04-30T16:12:00.000-04:00

MIAMI BEACH, Fla.- The mayor has proposed an ordinance that would effectively ban registered sex offenders from living in Miami Beach.

I wonder what the ACLU has to say about this ... im not a fan of sex offenders, but this sounds like some kind of constitutional bull shizzle.

Police Activity at 12 1/2 Goulding St.

2005-04-30T15:45:00.000-04:00

The Potato Gun Aparently botheres some of the Welfare recipients of the building behind dans apartment. Because the Cops came.

No Aparent Harm though because they ignored the bongs in plain sight and aparently made fun of the quality of life existing with in the 2nd floor of the building..

It Is reported that Justin will be claiming ownership to the Potato Cannon As it was abandoned in his apartment by those who choose to flee before the Piggies arrived.

Its funny too becuase the reason we all went over to dans house was because the chick on the first floor of Jeffs building told us that she would call the cops on us if we didnt leave or stop... We made our was to Sandy and Flappys but found them not to be home so that left dans. Justin bitched a bit about us espicaly me being there. this was atributed to an elivated level of Sand in the vaginal reagon.. GEt a Scoop BITcH!

Potato Gun Burn Incident

2005-04-30T14:15:00.000-04:00

So were drinking and playing with jeffs new potato gun and eric hart says wee need to work as a team to screw the cap on after spraying in the fuel... so i am assigned the job of screwing on the small pcv cap. any way the gun is loaded and eric sprays the fuel while jeff holds the gun and trigger. anyway i start the screw on the cap after eric is don spraying in way too much fuel. but the threads didnt catch and eric said to me "go go go", however jeff though he was talking to him and my hand caught a blast of FIRE. it hurt so i went to the EI and drank till i got cut off. i woke up this morning with blisters all over my hand... it kinda sucked but the potato gun was cool.

Study finds 209 animals sexually abused in Sweden since 1970s

2005-04-30T14:09:00.000-04:00

STOCKHOLM, Sweden (AP) - More than 200 animals, mostly horses, have been sexually abused in Sweden since the 1970s, the country's animal-protection agency said Friday in its first report on bestiality. The government commissioned the study after reports sexual abuse of animals could be on the rise in Sweden.

hmm..

R.I. Police Say Man Offered Steak for Sex

2005-04-29T18:16:00.000-04:00

WOONSOCKET, R.I. - He didn't have any money. But police say that didn't stop Wayne Glaude, 22, from soliciting sex from an undercover officer Thursday night. Instead, police said, he offered steak.

hmmm Steak.....

Frog Drink Pisses off Peruvian Officials

2005-04-29T18:15:00.000-04:00

LIMA, Peru (Reuters) - Peruvian officials saved some 4,000 endangered frogs from being whizzed into popular drinks after they were found hidden in an abattoir.

Doomsayers Say Benedict Fits World End Prophecy

2005-04-29T18:13:00.000-04:00

ROME (Reuters) - Pope Benedict's ascent to the papacy took a conclave of 115 cardinals, four rounds of voting and followed a lifetime of service to the Vatican.

But ask Internet doomsayers eyeing a 12th century Catholic prophecy and they'll tell you it was all stitched up more than eight centuries ago and that judgment day is nigh.

School Mistakes Huge Burrito for a Weapon

2005-04-29T18:10:00.000-04:00

School Mistakes Huge Burrito for a Weapon : CLOVIS, N.M. - A call about a possible weapon at a middle school prompted police to put armed officers on rooftops, close nearby streets and lock down the school. All over a giant burrito.

HAHHA

Bid to shut website showing Pope as Nazi

2005-04-29T17:27:00.000-04:00

ROME (Reuters) - Rome judicial authorities sought a temporary injunction on Friday against an Internet site which carried doctored photographs of Pope Benedict dressed in a Nazi uniform.

God Dammit Justin