Sunday, September 18, 2005

To Amsterdam....

The Pluck is off to cause havoc on another contanant. maybe i can get deported like our friend Case..

BONG ALL THE TIME AND MUSHROOMS EVERYDAY!

i miss the old days back when drew was living in the house... the drunken times seemed to never end. until they did.

Monday, July 25, 2005

Fuckign horses

The Lone Ranger is ambushed and captured by an Indian war party.

The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger? In
honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But,
before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first
request?"

The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse."

The Chief assents, and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who
whispers in Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away.

Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his
back. As the Indians watch in some amazement, the blonde enters the Lone
Ranger's tent and spends the night.

Next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. "You have a very
fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days. What is your
second request?"

The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to
him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes off
across the plains and disappears over the horizon.

Later that evening, Silver comes back with a voluptuous brunette, even more
strikingly attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and
spends the night.

The following morning the Indian Chief shakes his head in admiration.
"You are indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow.
What is your final request."

The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse, alone."
The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is brought to the Lone
Ranger's tent. Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by
both ears, looks him square in the eye and says,

"Listen carefully, you dumb fuck"... "For the last time . . . I said,"Bring POSSE."

Score: Plucky 2 State of Massachusets 0

Fuck them i win ahhahahahahahahaha. fuckers.

Sunday, June 26, 2005

So i went bowling...

I was bowling tonight when i got a nasty split a 7 10 split any way my buddy mike says i bet u a pitcher that u wont make that . and i said fine but if i miss and i can drink the pitcher in one chug u have to pay for that one and then next... need less to say i missed. and i proceded to chug the entire pitcher in one gulp as both my friend and the 80 year old watriss watched. then with out even changing her vacent expression she say expressionlessly that was impressive now give me my 8 dollars. mike dumbfoundded as he had no knolege of my drinking capacitys that i have cultured up in worcester, paied forthat nexr two pitcjers /// needless to day aftrer that.. i went from a 166 to a 160 to a 182 to a 109 to a 119 to a 102 i guess i cant bowl drunk...

Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Fucking shit

Blogging is made things diffrent.... i dont know if its good or not but u dont havce to ask any one or intereact with anyone and u are still knowing whats going on with other montherfuickers all over the place//.


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New CrapTop

I got a new laptop today... its not as sexy as the ibook that helen got but its fucking huge.... its gota 17" widescreen. remote control and loads of shit
3gig p4 with HT
1gig ram
80gig 5400rpm harddisk
256mb ati radion video card


its fucking pimp its also like 13 lbs

its enormous

Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Sold my first two jobs

Im on my way... i sold two jobs so far this month, as i am still in training and not giving estimates full time yet it not as a slow start as it sounds... not only that i got my first self prospected lead which means that i will make 12% of the price the job sells for includeing on overhead and economic profit. my quota for this month is 17k and change in sales and i am almost half way there. i expect that i will catch late in the month because i will be out on my own more giving out estimates and tracking down leads. instead of giving practice estimates on new roofs for my family members most of whom dont need it. howevers its good practiceand as my uncle knows most of the details of the roofing systems of each of out homes its easy to see if i am making mistakes.

well i will see all you worecster fuckers on july 14... hopefully it will be a good day in court.!!!!!


PEase out fuckers.

Friday, June 03, 2005

Robots that can reproduce

Fucking robots... hehe

Robots that fuck.

well they dont really fuck but they can clone them selves

Worcester District Court

Court today was supose to be more eventful then it was. Origonaly I planned to arrive at the court at 8:30 and goto court room 411 which handels mostly civil cases and also criminal motions and other pre trial overflow from the 2 criminal court rooms. My Lawyer John Garrity who represented Yachov Kronrod our famed friend toldme this information, however he was mistaken cause the court clerks sheet had me listed in room 408 for compliance and discovery. while waiting John shows up after being in family court accross the street most of the morning, and tells me sorry for the wrong room number and while he has the motion breif prepared the court is not scedualed for that kind of event today. so whil i am pissed that i have to come back yet another day and didnt have anything acomplished today other then getting a new court date john tells me that they have the 911 Terror Tape and that we will take some time to review it. So we listen to the tape and now I Have the Name Address and Phone number of the person who called the cops....
ther were numerous facts wrong on the tape the person whos name i wont disclose until i chat fist to face with them... they claimed to be my roomated boyfriend and yet didnt know the address or my roomates last name but said that it was german which is also wrong cause its greek. John Garrity found this information to be of substantial usefulness and said that when incorperated into the motion to supress that he has allready worked up will give me a reall good chance at a dismissal on the 14th of july.

any way fuck you all especaialy you dan... hahah way to be a squatter.!


and for good measure Fuck you justin.

Sunday, May 22, 2005

1st day off in a week

I work all the time now.. I kinda sucks but i am getting use to it.
Alot of what i do it managing job sites of active projects i have going on. im there when work starts aqnd i stay there to make sure the work goes smothly and to solve any issues thsat may arise. its great... i feel like a union worker i got a clip bord and a cell phoene and i watch other people work. generaly some time after the work is done or durring the project when i am board ill walk the neighborhood and talk to other home owners whose roof looks like it sucks. Then i try to sell them a roof. i did on my third day of work i sold a 5000 dollar rip and re roof. i get 12 percent of that. because i generated the lead my self ( by walking arround) if it came from the yellow pages of some other source other then me i get 8%

I broke my cell phone so give me a call and ill get ur number again..

im ordering my cover for the bed of my truck and i am getting a spray in bed liner. this comking week ill have to drive my uncles 05' navigator for a few days cause my truck will be having the work done when i need to be out. and since my uncle fell 25 feet off a 175 thousdand dollar project and broke both wrists he wont be driving any time soon. if he had fallen 10 feet to the right he would have landed on an articulating man lift and most likely would have been killed.

at 2.53 for 87 oct its real nice not to pay for gas... Fuck you all.