The Lone Ranger is ambushed and captured by an Indian war party.
The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger? In
honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But,
before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first
request?"
The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse."
The Chief assents, and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who
whispers in Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away.
Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his
back. As the Indians watch in some amazement, the blonde enters the Lone
Ranger's tent and spends the night.
Next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. "You have a very
fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days. What is your
second request?"
The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to
him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes off
across the plains and disappears over the horizon.
Later that evening, Silver comes back with a voluptuous brunette, even more
strikingly attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and
spends the night.
The following morning the Indian Chief shakes his head in admiration.
"You are indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow.
What is your final request."
The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse, alone."
The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is brought to the Lone
Ranger's tent. Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by
both ears, looks him square in the eye and says,
"Listen carefully, you dumb fuck"... "For the last time . . . I said,"Bring POSSE."